Here are the 10 best Sopranos memes that perfectly capture the crazy fucking 2022 Oscars!
1) Fat Dom Gamiello Breaking Balls
A lot of people are concerned about his well-being!
Let me tell you a couple of three things: Forget Will Smith, forget Chris who goes over to Jersey and never comes back, forget Jada Pinkett Smith.
2) Johnny Sack Asks Carmine Lupertazzi Sanction a Hit
“It’s an off-color remark; it was highly inappropriate. If you want, I’ll demand he’s taxed. But clip him?”
Carmine would have cracked Chris Rock good!
Is a room full of guys making fun of Will Smith’s wife?
How much do you think Will Smith would ask for?
Now, either name a price or get the fuck over it – or share another Sopranos meme!
3) Ralph Cifaretto’s Infamous Ginny Sack Joke
You never made a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith?
Absolutely not! It’s deplorable!
Ralph and Jada Pinkett Smith may have had more in common than you think.
4) Paulie Gualtieri Sniffs Adriana’s Panties
You have to apologize!
Speaking of apologies…
Will Smith issued an apology through his Instagram account one day after his infamous bitch-slap incident.
Below is Smith’s apology in full.
Violence in all of its forms is poisonous and destructive. My behavior at last night’s Academy Awards was unacceptable and inexcusable. Jokes at my expense are a part of the job, but a joke about Jada’s medical condition was too much for me to bear and I reacted emotionally.
I would like to publicly apologize to you, Chris. I was out of line and I was wrong. I am embarrassed and my actions were not indicative of the man I want to be. There is no place for violence in a world of love and kindness.
I would also like to apologize to the Academy, the producers of the show, all the attendees and everyone watching around the world. I would like to apologize to the Williams Family and my King Richard Family. I deeply regret that my behavior has stained what has been an otherwise gorgeous journey for all of us.
I am a work in progress.
Let this fucking Will Smith-Chris Rock feud die a horrible death!
5) Phil Leotardo’s Estimation of Johnny Sack
I’ll tell you one thing, and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
My estimation of Will Smith as a man just fucking plummeted!
To bitch slap Chris Rock like a woman?
It’s a fucking disgrace!
6) Hesh’s ‘A Hit is a Hit’
What do you think Hesh Rabkin would think of Will Smith’s music?
Well, there’s good, and there’s not good.
And what do you think Hesh would think about Will Smith slapping the shit out of Chris Rock?
A hit is a hit – and this was a hit!
7) Noah Punching Tony’s Fucking Lights Out
Remember Noah Tannanbaum, Meadow Soprano’s unforgettable third-season douchebag boyfriend?
Fuck that guy!
The audacity of that mother-fucker taking a shoeless shit in Tony’s downstairs bathroom.
We hope Noah liberally spayed Carmela’s lavender fucking Febreze after leaving dropping a deuce.
Will Smith is lucky Chris Rock didn’t punch his fucking lights out!
8) Don Vittorio Practices His English With Tony
They’re serious men, Will Smith and Zi Vittorio, the head of a Neapolitan Camorra and de facto boss Annalisa Zucca’s father.
Serious about geography and bitch-slapping.
Chris Rock is lucky Will Smith didn’t throw him over the George Washington Bridge for that fucking joke he told about his wife!
9) Vito Caught in the Club
What the fuck are you doing?
Nothing – It’s a joke!
When he was always talking about greasing The Screen Actors Guild, who knew that’s what he meant?
10) Little Carmine’s Meeting of Minds
And finally, this Soprano Meme perfectly captures the 2022 Oscars.
Whatever happened there.
Now what we would love to see is a truce. Wipe the slate clean.
The Oscars. Jada Pinkett. The Joke.
Put it all behind us.
Will Smith bitch slapping Chris Rock.
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?
I’ll tell you what fucking happened: This piece of shit told an inartful joke about Will Smith’s wife – without any provocation whatsoever!
And that’s a wrap.
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